She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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