I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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