I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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