You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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