I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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