I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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