how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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