You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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