After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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