My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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