Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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