playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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