We're like a lot better than the average bears
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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