This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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