so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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