When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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