Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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