Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just want nice things and good sex
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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