how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
please don't ironically join a cult
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