I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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