...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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