Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Randomize
