i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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