You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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