i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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