So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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