She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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