I wish I only lived at night.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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