Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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