gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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