I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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