I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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