his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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