i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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