how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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