i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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