is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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