Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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