i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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