i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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