Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
We need a shit load of segways right now
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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