Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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