Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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