i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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