Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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