bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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