im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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