i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
