Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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