Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I have tasted many bathrooms
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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