you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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