lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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