SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm always down for nudity.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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