Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
