i think my mom watched the whole time
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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