a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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