yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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