We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You are a genius and a whore.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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