he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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