i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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