Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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