Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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